Ellen gives Edgar the pizza guy at the Oscars a $1,000 tip (x)
I love when celebrities just give away huge amounts of money to random people because $1,000 can mean so much to somebody who works a minimum wage job.
"Um, hey, boss… Can I have the day off tomorrow to go on the Ellen show?"
"FUCK no, Edgar, we need you out there slinging pizzas. You think you get to just have off? Now get out there and put some miles on your shitty ten year old Sentra that we don’t compensate you for."
(Source: peetahales, via catsofdooty)